The Night Before Christmas Blogger Mad-Lib
By NikNik · December 24, 2007
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a Phoenix Real Estate Guy was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the Blog Fiesta with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The Incredible Agents were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of RSS Pieces danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the FoRUM there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to 4realz I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the MetroWest Homes
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature RE Tomato, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than Maxsell his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Ubertor and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Sellsius and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with 3 Oceans, mount to the sky,
So up to HomeGain the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of the Green Mortgage Group.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Transparent Pat came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of Agent Solutions he had flung on his back,
And he looked like Jeff Turner just opening his pack.
His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it Revealed his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was an AgentGenius, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his Creative Agent and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his Rain City Guide aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to HelpMyAgent gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas from MyTechOpinion, and to all a good-night.”
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You are too funny. Christmas is a great time to blog surf and comment after waking up at 4a.m. to open presents!!!
I couldn’t agree with you more….especially the part about opening presents early. I’m very cozy in my new Zella jog suit! Thanks Reggie!
Hope Santa brings you something extra this year!
Well aren’t you clever!
And a big giant Merry Christmas to all at MyTechOpinion!
Going to Inman Connect? I know Reggie’s speaking, hope you’re coming to NikNik….
Love you guys.
Hope to see you soon.
Steve
You’re now a holiday tradition Niknik!
Well, thanks for the holiday love! I hope Santa brought you something sweet!
I’ll be at Inman and look forward to meeting up with all of you!
Hey, I just wanted to say Happy New Year and thanks for an excellent real estate blog. Please don’t stop writing this stuff it is excellent. By the way, there is an excellent article on real estate at the New York Times here is the link: http://www.nytimes.com/pages/realestate/index.html
God Bless!
Real Estate Professional Websites and Marketing
Happy New Year from me as well. This was a nice way to end my evening… lots of link love in here. See you in NY?
Thanks for the appreciation and the article link Mark, I will check it out.
And Jeff, thanks for making my morning coffee taste sweeter.
Happy New Year to you both! We’ll try to keep the noise to a minimum over here…but you’ve never seen MY kids bang pots and pans. My one year old has quite an arm on her.
Great article on the real estate happenings, I really enjoy reading your posts. Just for your information, Donald Trump is in big trouble right now with his real estate empire. I hope everyone can pull through this slump!!
Elmo
Real Estate Professional
Hey you guys! Happy New Year! I am finally catching up on the reading I missed while I was away. You guys are so creative. Thanks for the mention.
It was so great to meet you all at NAR and hopefully we’ll meet up again this year.
Here’s to all good things in 2008.
Ciao!
Very nice, and clever. You guys were a blast at Inman, it was great to get to know you a bit. See you in San Fran!